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schuckthetruckup:

ringokotomi:

Do authors cry when they kill the best character or do they smile, laugh and have a cup of tea with satan

the difference between jk rowling and george rr martin 

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cumfort:

the perks of dating me

  • i’m funny
  • i can cook (i mean order pizza) whenever u want
  • i don’t have friends so we can always hang out

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wobbufetts:

aidn:

how the hell do i talk to people

Stand in front of them and press A

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"I want you. I want to throw you against a wall, wrap your legs around my waist and kiss you. Kiss you until we have to stop to catch our breaths. I want you and only you. I want to take you on road trips that lead us to pulling over on the side of the road because we can’t keep our hands off each other. I want you and your flaws. I want your messy makeup from teary eyes as I hold you and talk to you about life. I want the 3am phone calls because you can’t sleep at night. I want to be yours and only yours. I want to taste all your cooking, even if it’s not good, even if it’s experimenting I’d have you cook every meal for the rest of my life. I want you. I want my trembling hands to grab your waist and dance with you in the middle of an empty room. I want to struggle on days when I can’t see you. I want to fight about meaningless stuff that will lead to meaningful sex. I want you. I want your hand to rest on my forearm as we enter a party, so I can reassure you that you are safe with me. I want to sing to you and have you shut me up with kisses because we both know I’m no singer. I want the ups and downs, the winter and summer days. I want you and only you…"

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what I’m too afraid to say (via lesbianproud)

forever-may-you-run whoops 🙈💕

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anusking:

a shrine to our god

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abtumhihoe:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Omg I feel so bad for this person 😭😭😭😭

abtumhihoe:

thebest-memes:

"No matter how bad you fuck up at work, you didn’t fucked up this bad"

Omg I feel so bad for this person 😭😭😭😭

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duder-reese:

duder-reese:

people are trying to phase out roman numerals… not on my watch

oh come on guys, this joke was grVIII

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thelonelywitch:

I think I might be in love with the person who runs Taco Bell’s twitter account.

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blloooooo:

omfg i did not fucking expect that

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